jeremy buddy im sorry your boyfriend is sharing bodies with a skeevy demon who spends all his time trying to kill you and/or fuck you up
because i didn’t have enough stories already
“THE ARCHITECTS”
Lindy is the latest in a line of interdimensional explorers known as Architects, so named because they build bridges between worlds. Her dad, and her grandpa, and generations of her family all the way back to the very first Architect have all been traveling the Multiverse and charting its ever-changing expanses. She has her multiple-greats grandpa’s journal and a really sassy map (not to mention lots of training in hand-to-hand combat) to help her out. The map’s been in the family for ages and changes depending on where they are and where’s they’re headed, but considering the quantum bullshit nature of the Multiverse, it only can display the places it’s been. Go figure. It’s also spent a lot of time around her family and tells stories + gives advice, though it’s usually a sarcastic piece of shit and incredibly unhelpful when needed. Her headlamp was a gift from her dad, who is a total badass and also has an eyepatch and runs one of the most important companies in the world.
John (not his real name) is Lindy’s best friend and also a shapeshifting alien from Lindy’s first dimension-hop. She spent a lot of time in his world, and now they travel the Multiverse together being BFFs 5ever. He’s really anxious all the time but has a brutally curious streak that wins nine times out of ten. He glows when nervous because alien biology is weird, but it’s been helpful every once in a while. Also, he’s got a flying car.
Then there’s some dude named Dr. X that’s got a vendetta against Lindy’s family and corporations run by aliens and ”The Void” and time travel and as Lindy traces her great-great-great-etc. grandpa’s journal through infinite worlds beyond anything she’d ever dream, she realizes there might be more to her family than she thought.
no matter what universe he’s in bo will make snarky comments and complain about everyone else’s taste in everything. he’s the show’s videographer and general recording dude bc he works for a totally legal media production company (aka a shitty basement studio w/ riana jack and travis) and has Experience and can borrow equipment bc riana more or less supports their totally illegal activity.
also, hxc futurestyle!bo has cheekbones, apparently
kazie is the public face for their (mostly her and bo’s) incredibly illegal pirate tv operation and basically gets to be adorable on camera every day. also she does a lot of parkour.
wow this au is getting out of hand
cyberpunk au azz doesn’t have as many tattoos but she’s got like eight black belts and underground contacts from the street music scene. she works security and general keeping track of important shit for the ill-advised underground tv operation currently headed by bo and kaz, and is probably the only reason they’re still alive.
also: short hair .
